I’d like to salute Brooklyn Decker for really working this Battleship junket. I do admit that I am a little concerned about her current marriage to Andy Roddick, considering I haven’t seen the two of them together in A LONG TIME and they got married when she was very young, and also he seems like he might be a little stroppy sometimes — I love you, Andy, I really do. But you know you are a little stoppy sometimes. Admit it. Admit your strop. So I think I have to release a BREAK UP TERROR ALERT on those two. But do I need to release one on her wardrobe? Well. Yeah. Part of it, anyway.
